vegan

vegan
1. (Vegan) (6657↑, 2570↓)
Someone who slaughters and kills fruits, and vegetables.

The poor carrot had no chance.

2. (Vegan) (3283↑, 717↓)
People who refrain from eating any animal products (or anything derived from animal products) or using animal products such as leather, silk, or wool. It is a more strict form of vegetarianism. People who are vegan are often passionate about their veganism.

The American Dietetic Association continues to assert that a vegan diet is a healthy diet.

3. (Vegan) (1510↑, 644↓)
Somebody who abstains from consuming products derived from the exploitation of animal life.

When asked why she was vegan and abstained from drinking milk, Mary explained that cows are severely confined, artificially inseminated and shot up with numerous hormones in order to produce milk on commercial dairy farms - something she wished not to contribute to.

4. (Vegan) (1055↑, 414↓)
Veganism is a diet that obstains from any animal products (meat) or bi-products (i.e. eggs, milk, wool, leather, etc). Most people will assume that because you follow a vegan lifestyle, you must be a pretentious jerk (or in a cult). This is NOT always the case (although you do have your exceptions that give the rest of us a bad name). Being vegan doesn't mean you have to be a part of any organization (i.e. PETA) or chain yourself up and protest. It just means that you choose to follow a 100% herbivore diet for whatever reason. Choosing to be vegan for diet purposes or animal rights purposes doesn't matter, as long as you're doing it because YOU want to. If you do it correctly you DO NOT GET SICK and you DO NOT NEED SUPPLIMENTS in order to be healthy and happy. :-.)

*At a "mixed" bbq party* (Who would have thought vegans dine with meat-eaters? Yes, it's true, we do\! OMG\!) John: Would you like to try some teriyaki steak tips? Jane: No, thanks, I'm vegan. I would love it if you could pass me the tofu fritters though. John: No, problem. *passes fritters* THE WORLD CONITNUES UNINTERRUPTED AND NOBODY NEEDS TO STAND ON A SOAP BOX AND BELITTLE EACH OTHER. AWESOME.

5. (Vegan) (811↑, 300↓)
Someone who abstains from the use of animal products, hides or meat.

Joe - Try on these leather shoes. Vegan - No thanks man. I'm a vegan.I don't believe in the killing of animals for the use of their hide, or any other purpose.

6. (Vegan) (1213↑, 722↓)
1: someone who abstains not only from eating meat, but also milk, eggs, and anything else derived from animals. Note: Not to be confused with a Nazivegan, who follows a vegan diet but flaunts one's veganhood over everyone else as if it is somehow morally superior. Kinda like saying that a gazelle is morally superior to a lion because the lion is a carnivore, you know? They're not better than each other; just different.

'I made sure I had veggie patties and vegetable shishkabobs on hand at my barbecue because some of the people I invited are vegans.'

Author: veeeeeeeeeegan http://vegan.urbanup.com/121205
7. (Vegan) (992↑, 559↓)
A person who out of respect or compassion for animals, the environment, creation, or their own self, has chosen to eliminate animal products including, but not limited to, meat, dairy, eggs, honey, leather and wool from their lives. Often reviled by society, they are a committed group, who put ethics and love before the dictates of their taste buds or tradition. Vegans often cross-identify as radicals, pacifists, hippies and new age spiritiualists.

Moby is a vegan; Leonardo da Vinci was a vegetarian.

Author: Jennifer L. Howell http://vegan.urbanup.com/187435
8. (Vegan) (789↑, 401↓)
A mindless group of people who are totally ignorant to the feelings of fruits and vegetables. These are people who dont eat meat for reasons other than health or weight loss. They normally form the same argument about animal cruelty, when in fact, animals have no true feelings or emotion, and if we didn't eat them they would suffer and die anyway just like everything else does. As for the sport of it least animals have some chance of escape, unlike plants.

That damn lettuce patch never saw it coming. They were ambushed in the middle of the night by a band of salad-loving vegans.

Author: At least I'm true to my nature http://vegan.urbanup.com/217500
9. (vegan) (244↑, 169↓)
Someone with BALLS. I mean, for real, can you imagine making that kind of sacrifice for your principles? JESUS\!

I'm a vegetarian, which is cool, and I still nearly have to change underwear after watching [Taco Bell] commercials. I can't imagine being a vegan.

Author: your Lord and Savior http://vegan.urbanup.com/2566896
10. (vegan) (344↑, 284↓)
An inhabitant of the asteroid Vega. Well known for their abstinance from eating animal products, and their hatred of meat eaters.

I am Zoltan, from Vega. If I see you eating meat, you will die.

11. (Vegan) (348↑, 300↓)
Someone who chooses not to consume animal products. A vegan does not eat meat, dairy products or eggs from animals. They also do not wear leather, wool, silk and other animal derived materials. They often have to deal with people who seem intimidated by people who choose not to support the harming of animals.

I think that just because I can fit something in my mouth that I have to eat it, I could easily get by without meat but I choose not to out of fear of being 'PC' and I have absolutely no idea that you can easily eat a fully balanced, nutritionally sound, diet without consuming animal products... hence I am not a vegan. I do, however, like to display my ignorance by posting mind numbingly stupid and totally unfounded criticisms of veganism on websites because it makes me feel special.

12. (Vegan) (255↑, 229↓)
A person who follows the diet and/or lifestyle that promotes not using any animal products or byproducts. The vegan diet and lifestyle are both impossible to follow to the fullest, so most vegans tend to stop when it becomes [inconvenient]. For example, animal products are used to [vulcanize] rubber and process steel. So a true vegan would be forced to shun most anything found in an industrialized nation, notably things such as cars, buses, airplanes and bicycles. Also, the vegan diet does not and cannot supply vitamin B12, as this essential vitamin only comes from meat and dairy. So a vegan must either take vitamin supplements, (which one way or another come from an animal) give up the diet altogether, or face B12 deficiency; which can cause brain damage. Generally, vegans tend to ignore such glaring contractions and problems, preaching that they are the moral elite; even if they happen to be wearing leather shoes.

[Vegan]s may be well intentioned, but their belifs are undeniably [flawed].

13. (Vegan) (43↑, 18↓)
Vegan (n): a person who believes that it's not okay for people to harm animals and that IT'S NOT OKAY TO USE THEIR MILK AND BLOOD TO MAKE FUCKING COOKIEEEEEEEEEES\!\!\!

Refer to Theo The Angry Vegan on youtube for example

14. (Vegan) (79↑, 57↓)
Someone who ignores judgemental/uninformed arguments like "waaah but we are part of the food-chain, its natural to eat animal products." argument. This argument is pretty much identical to any person when asked or threatened with any behavior out of the ordinary that needs to use kindergarden logic to defend themselves. When a non-vegan hears the word vegan they generally have a look of disgust on their face and are more annoying than most vegans themselves with all of their patronizing questions/arguments they think are witty. Some vegans are self-absorbed and moralistic a-holes, often the ones from PETA are the worst of these. Some vegans don't push their personal beliefs on others and get annoyed with how the preachy ones ruin everything for them.

non-vegan: Want some eggs? vegan: no thanks. non-vegan:why? vegan:I'm vegan. non-vegan: OH MY GAWWWD WTF DO YOU EAT? WHY? Isn't it...like natural to eat animal products? You need calcium and shit\! vegan:meh, its working for me, I like how I am now, thanks. non-vegan: WTF YOU ARE SOOO PREACHY\!

15. (Vegan) (71↑, 51↓)
A cruel, sick and twisted person who murders innocent Plants in cold blood.

That Vegan just killed that innocent Carrot\! It was so young\! Why did it have to die?\!?\! WHYYYYYYYYY\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

16. (Vegan) (163↑, 143↓)
A vegan is simply a practicing human herbivore. All humans are herbivore by design. That is an indisputable fact. (note: refer to Dr. Mills' "Comparative Anatomy of Eating" for a detailed analysis in chart format.) Diet is the principle mode of earthly interaction and exchange. It is an essential feature of ecology that creatures function within certain behavioral 'niches' including dietary. This is what enables nature's cooperative and supportive mechanisms to function and thus continuously renew and support all life. To not understand what we humans are designed to eat is so basic a misunderstanding that it has engendered many other destructive and self defeating behavioral forms including war and elitism. This practical misunderstanding of our true herbivore natures also continues to bar our ability to commune as other animals do; openly, wholeheartedly and with a natural purity of spirit.

Vegans do not consume animal products or engage in behaviors that violate other animals' rights to life, habitat and nature determined experiences.

Author: Cheryl Maietta http://vegan.urbanup.com/2053987
17. (Vegan) (42↑, 24↓)
noun. Someone that does not eat or use anything processed from an animal. They do not eat any forms of meat, cheese, fish, etc. They do not wear/use leather products, or products made from an animal. (Most are organic product shoppers and farmer's market shoppers etc.)

1: "Oh look at this jacket\!" 2: "It's leather..." 1: "Yeah...?" 2: "I'm a vegan\!"

18. (vegan) (224↑, 214↓)
someone whose compassion for all living beings even includes the folk who felt it was okay to malign veganism with slanderous and incorrect definitions. to practice veganism is to avoid to whatever degree possible all products which are made from flesh or contain animal by-products with the exception of those shared between humans with mutual consent ( human breastmilk for example). most vegans also choose to buy organic foods manufactured by environmentally and socially responsible companies. to be vegan also means to embrace a lifestyle of compassion and non-violence. many people confuse strict vegetarianism, which is only dietary, with true veganism which encompasses all facets of a lifestyle and includes living your life with sense of the interconnectedness between all people, animals and our environment.

After reading John Robbins book " Diet For A New America" and educating herself about the detrimental impact animal agriculture has on not only the lives of animals but also our oceans, lakes, rainforests, topsoil, air quality and the health of human beings, Lisa made the very altruistic and gutsy decision to become a vegan.

19. (vegan) (105↑, 97↓)
adj. 1.) free of animal ingredients and/or materials 2.) morally consistent n. 1.) one who opposes unnecessary suffering and acts accordingly ETYMOLOGY Contraction of "vegetarian", from late middle English "vegetable", from late Latin "vegetabilis" meaning "animating", from Latin "vegetare" meaning "to quicken or bring to life"

"If you want to convince a vegan that you're a fool, ask he or she where they get their protein." "No, milk is not vegan." "Because farms are some of the worst polluters in the world, you cannot call yourself an environmentalist if you are not vegan."

20. (Vegan) (107↑, 101↓)
A vegan does not consume animal products of any kind, including meat, poultry, fish, dairy, eggs, honey, gelatin, or even white sugar, which is typically processed using animal bone. Most vegans avoid wearing leather, fur, wool, cashmere, felt, down, mohair, and silk because of the pain and death linked to animal-based fiber industries. Also Vegan's try to stay away from buying products from company's who preform animal testing.

Friend 1: Hey dude. Albertsons has a sale on Iams. Vegan: Sorry, Can't buy it...they test on animals.

21. (Vegan) (23↑, 18↓)
Ruthless murderer of fruits and vegetables.

Mike: Oh, hey Ja- Oh my God\!\!\! What are you doing? What did that colony of peaceful All-Organic, Free-Range, Non-Pesticide-Covered Broccoli ever do to you? Vegan\! Jack: Die\! Die\!\!\!

Author: Broccoli_Are_People_Too http://vegan.urbanup.com/5312460
22. (Vegan) (10↑, 6↓)
Someone who partakes not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature with a face.

Todd Ingram: It's not really that big of a deal. Scott Pilgrim: No kidding. Anyone can be vegan. Todd Ingram: [Ovo-lacto-vegetarian], maybe. Scott Pilgrim: Ovo-what? Todd Ingram: I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature with a face. Envy Adams: Short answer, being vegan just makes you better than most people. ([Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World])

23. (vegan) (89↑, 85↓)
A person who realizes that eating animal products and by products is not ok.Knows that everyone isnt vegan and accepts that.This person usually also realizes that billions of rabbits,mice,insects, and other animals are killed in grain processing,and resents that,but does not understand how people who eat grains AND animal products can say this because these things are equally cruel.Has less percentage of getting various cancers than meat eaters and vegetarians.Contrary to popular belief, actually cares about other people and their ideas because everyone has the right to express their feelings for or against veganism.

Dude: Hey want this well done steak? Vegan: Nah, I'm vegan. Dude: Wow, how do you survive? I mean doesnt milk have protein and stuff? Vegan: Yup, but soy milk has the same amount and less fat and I can take supplements if I feel like I'm not getting my vitamins. Dude:Oh ok, I've never had anyone explain it to me that way, I guess vegans arent that bad after all. Vegan:Aww thanks, can you pass the peas?

24. (Vegan) (19↑, 16↓)
Someone who chooses to not eat anything animal. A vegan who puts sufficient effort in to learning how to eat a healthy vegan diet is not unhealthy and skeletal looking, like some vegans who lack knowledge of what constitutes a healthy vegan diet. A vegan puts effort in to their food choices that goes beyond "convenience food" and is healthier than the Standard American Diet--which gives them a good chance of not dieing from one of the major causes of old-age related death in the Western world--heart disease--and perhaps even cancer, depending on the diet. A vegan learns that cows milk or other animal's milk are not the only sources of calcium. Protein and other things thought to only come from animals, can also come from vegetarian sources. In fact, with a little culinary knowledge it is easy to eat a wide variety of tasty vegetarian dishes--India's been doing it for thousands of years\! A vegan may know that it is not only protein that accounts for muscle growth, any knowledgeable body-builder can attest to that. Nutrients such as Zinc, b-vitamins, and a generally healthy diet are absolutely critical to muscle growth. Something meat is generally high in, but can be had from a vegan diet. Avi R. Lehyani, a vegan body builder, who resides in Israel and is on the website veganbodybuilding dot com, is proof that vegans can be strong--contrary to some peoples ignorance. Who can bench press 380lbs and can rack lift 836lbs.

Guy who has experience with one vegan before learning about veganism: Frank just become a vegan, he's been raving about it for the last few months to everyone he knows\! ... judging and praising people intensely. He looks very skinny, he's obviously not eating right. He probably needs some meat in his diet or something to get his calcium... there's 'no way' he can get enough of those in his diet\! Guy after seeing the people from veganbodybuilding dot com and having been a vegan for several years: I had no idea vegans could be so strong until I saw Avi Lehyani, these guys know how to be strong AND vegan, what a seeming contradiction\! When I first went vegan I had no idea how to be anything over 120lbs, then i started eating right and I gained over 10lbs a month, what a difference healthy eating makes\! It IS possible to be strong and be vegan\!

25. (vegan) (236↑, 233↓)
someone who doesnt want to suck on a cows udder,or eat a chickens menstruation result... or contribute to the harm done to defenceless animals:)

'if the slaughter house had glass walls, i would be a vegan''

26. (Vegan) (3↑, 1↓)
Vegans have actually researched how their bodies work. They realise that our entire digestive system works the best when supplied with plantfood. This is supported by SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE. They have also realised that eating meat gives you a HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING CANCER. And that drinking milk has been UNDENIABLY LINKED TO BREAST CANCER AND OSTEROPOROSIS. They are generally fit, healthy looking and aren't fat-asses. There are many vegan atheletes and awesome-looking celebrities so dont give me your mal-nutrition bullshit. They also sit and laugh at people who sit and preach about how little animals get stuck under harvesting equipment, because the meat and dairy industries are one of the leading contributors to global warming and also ruin the lives of poorer people in countries overun by soya plantations (95% of which are used to feed livestock). Do some research, THEN argue against veganism, or maybe you can't, because there is no arguement. There is just ignorance.

I'm a vegan, and i actually care about other people which i why i like to let people know that they are killing themselves with a diet they've been brainwashed into believing is good for them by the multi-billion dollar meat and dairy corporations. Sorry for bothering you.

27. (Vegan) (7↑, 6↓)
Someone who doesn't understand the evolutionary history of "Teeth."

John stood tall, and proudly proclaimed his Veganism - prior to dropping to the floor due to his microcytic aenemia resulting from iron deficiency, bone degredation from calcium deficiency, and fatal pernicious anemia from B12 deficiency. Poor John.

28. (vegan) (21↑, 20↓)
someone who believes that they have accomplished something great; but just look like a total tool.

What a vegan.

Author: brownbear2206 http://vegan.urbanup.com/5435759
29. (Vegan) (172↑, 171↓)
a person who cares alot about the lives and well-being of animals so much that they abstain from eating all animal products and also do not buy any products which are tested on innocent animals. Vegans follow a natural diet of only vegetables, seeds, fruit, legumes, etc. They have the same selection of non-vegans, only the food is made with those listed in the "diet" part. A vegan diet can decrease your risk of cancer, lung disease, obesity, and high cholesterol. Meat substitutes can be just as tasty as regular meat, depending upon your tastes.

"I am a Vegan."; "Jane Doe is a Vegan"

Author: Jexirian/JOssius/Nix http://vegan.urbanup.com/654987
30. (Vegan) (3↑, 3↓)
A usually pretentious human who denies themselves meat, dairy, eggs, and fish in an attempt to be politically correct. Usually they will sight a study by an obscure hippy Dr. that says this diet is healthy, or declare that animals should have the same rights as people or other lame nonsensical arguments. The Vegan is also someone who usually enjoys pointing out your "wicked" meat eating ways and pretends that soy products are actually palatable. Symptoms of a vegan are sucked in paper thin skin that shows every detail of their skull, and declaring themself an "environmental activist."

The kids really enjoy teasing the vegans by kicking their puppy and eating tons of bacon. The vegan broke his leg because instead of drinking real milk, he drank soy juice.

31. (Vegan) (0↑, 0↓)
A person who is against the use of electronics and animal tortuer. They torment others with the fact that they don't eat meat or use electronics. They think there better than everyone and that their ways will take over the world one day.

Person 1- Let's go eat at the Burger Shack Vegan- I hate you\! I can't believe you would eat tortuered animals\! Person 1- Ok?

32. (Vegan) (14↑, 14↓)
Someone who does not use any animal products (which is near impossible). It has been proven that to be a vegan one must have a ridiculous superiority complex. This is often mistaken by the vegan and other vegans as enlightenment. This massive ego stimulation often results in insulting "meat-eaters" undeservedly, and the delusion that they are actually making a change. This also involves constant bragging about how much they love the lifestyle.

1. "If you are not a vegan, you are a terrible, terrible person incapable of feeling compassion or love because you can stomach the thought of killing a cow. Hold on, I have to finish my tofu and soy milk." 2. "As a vegan, I would sooner kill one human infant than two cows." (Note: Number 2 is a direct quote from a vegan I know.)

Author: Howard D. Marsh http://vegan.urbanup.com/5794205
33. (vegan) (35↑, 36↓)
Someone who eats neither meat nor dairy. Usually accompanied by extreme liberalism, environmental activism, bisexual tendencies, and tolerance to the point of being unable to tolerate any belief or opinion that isn't left-wing kook-fringe nonsense.

She was a vegan, so he didn't bother asking her out on a date. He merely gave her a tofu sausage and walked away to the sounds of her moaning in what normal people could only vaguely assume was sexual pleasure.

Author: Noble Webster http://vegan.urbanup.com/4645219
34. (vegan) (78↑, 81↓)
being vegan means that you do not consume any animal products including meat, eggs, diary, etc. or animal byproducts and do not wear any animal products like leather, wool, silk, etc. and i just wanted to add in that not all vegans are nazi's we are all cool people and just because we are vegan does not mean that we dont like people who eat animals or use animal products. it is just our dietary choice we believe that you shouldn't eat or harm animals. i think it would be great to see more vegans but most of us dont try to push it on anyone. for example both my roommates eat meat and i am vegan and we get along great i respect their decision and they respect mine

john- hey man would you like some steak vegan-no thanks man i am vegan,thanks though john-aw, sorry man, i bet that is hard i could never do it vegan-no it really isn't that hard at all, you should just give it a try, if you dont like it dont do it. but it is healthier and it saves the animals john- no thanks man i like meat too much. vegan-oh its cool, its not for everyone i guess

35. (vegan) (2↑, 8↓)
one who does not eat meat; does not suck dick or straight.

Keep it [vegan]

36. (vegan) (13↑, 19↓)
Derogatory term for something uncool.

Buddy: Dude, that was so gay when she dumped her soda on you\!\! Guy: Uhhh... that's... uhhm... not really cool to say anymore. Buddy: Yeah, I gotcha. What I meant was... that was so vegan when she dumped her soda on you\!\! Guy: For sure\!

Author: Scodam Guttaway http://vegan.urbanup.com/5283054
37. (Vegan) (25↑, 31↓)
the pickiest people you'll ever meet on the face of the Earth.

Man1-Damn man whats up his ass? Man2-Oh He's just a "Vegan"...

38. (Vegan) (9↑, 15↓)
n. Two potatoes next to a carrot (one on either side).

Woman sucking a vegan Husband: Honey... what are you doing? Woman: Well would you rather have me sucking a person\! Let me cook in peace\!

Author: Carnivorous Ed http://vegan.urbanup.com/4703144
39. (Vegan) (20↑, 28↓)
One who eats no meat, or anything from an animal. They do not use anything that comes from an animal either.

Oh Taylor's vegan. Her mom bought her a wool blanket and she gave it to me\! Also she cried when we tried to take her to Saltgrass Steakhouse.

40. (vegan) (54↑, 63↓)
A euphemism for a person who has no connection to reality due to the luxuries that 21st century first-world living has afforded him/her. Such a person is so detached from the order of the world that they seem to forget a lion would eat them without giving two shits about it. A common delusion of a vegan is that their obsession with abstaining from animal products is actually a form of compassion and love. My studies have shown this behavior to be no more than an ego boost to compensate for other areas in which they are inevitably exploiting and pillaging the earth's resources just like everyone else. Ultimately "veganism" is a psychological complex that confuses an egoistic idea with the natural order of the world.

(Two L.A. vegans at brunch) Cindy: Oh my god, Doug, I feel so much better about myself for being a vegan\! Doug: That's the whole point, right?

41. (vegan) (58↑, 73↓)
A vegan does not consume animal products of any kind, including meat, poultry, fish, dairy, eggs, honey, gelatin, or even white sugar, which is typically processed using animal bone. Most vegans avoid wearing leather, fur, wool, cashmere, felt, down, mohair, and silk because of the pain and death linked to animal-based fiber industries. Also Vegan's try to stay away from buying products from company's who preform animal testing.

Friend 1: Hey dude. Albertsons has a sale on Iams. Vegan: Sorry, Can't buy it...they test on animals.

42. (vegan) (96↑, 114↓)
A word that seems like it should rhyme with pagan, even though it does not. For instance, you never hear of a vee-ge-ta-ri-an or a vee-ge-ta-ble, yet it's vee-gan.

My friend Megan is a vegan pagan, flashin' mo' bling than Menachem Begin.

Author: MC 900 Foot Oral Roberts http://vegan.urbanup.com/1905441
43. (Vegan) (49↑, 68↓)
One who thinks they make a change by wasting their own life with insane,and pointless rules while everyone else still eats meat,and wears whatever they want. They also usually try to spread their movement like hardcore Christians and force others into believing in the same thing at any cost.

"Look at John,he's over there trying to convert those kids to vegan like he's some kind of missionary."

Author: MarcusMethadone http://vegan.urbanup.com/3602374
44. (Vegan) (37↑, 58↓)
Person who abstains from the pleasures of meat. Many vegans claim their diet makes them live longer; in reality it just seems longer

person 1. Who's that old, pale, sad dude that looks like he hates the world? person 2: That's my son. He is a vegan.

45. (Vegan) (123↑, 144↓)
1. Incisor-bearing organism in reeeeally serious denial. Won't even eat eggs or dairy produce because of the necessary infringement on the hard-won human rights of hens and cattle. 2. Someone who has just come 160,000,000,000,000 miles and is kinda hungry ... so watch out.

Here come the Vegans with their laser blasters and photon torpedoes.

46. (vegan) (57↑, 81↓)
Native American word meaning: "Poor Hunter"

Hey Killed-a-Bear, give some meat to Walks-with-a-limp he's a Vegan.

47. (Vegan) (31↑, 56↓)
Annoying skinny fucks who refuse to eat meat or any other other animal by product.

That vegan looks like he's starving.

48. (Vegan) (23↑, 50↓)
Sucking dick badly. Referring to how protein from a mans semen come from humans, which are animals, vegans cannot have products from animals.

Dude, that girl was being vegan last night

Author: hammertime03131987 http://vegan.urbanup.com/3849811
49. (vegan) (41↑, 68↓)
A Dietary choice refraining from the consumption of any animal product such as eggs, meat, or dairy. Often associated with animal rights activist groups but having nothing to do with revolutionary acts or thoughts. A diet. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Would you like a glass of milk with that? "Naw thank you, I'm actually vegan."

50. (vegan) (36↑, 64↓)
Noun. A vegetarian who doesn't like you.

"Hey, she's cute. You think she'd go out with me?" "No way, man. She's a vegan."

51. (Vegan) (156↑, 185↓)
An idealistic person whose idea comes off as noble (or so they hope) but really is impratical. They fail to realize that harvesting crops always kills free animals that are caught in the combines that collect their veggies and fruit. Regardless of this obvious fact (which is supported by several university studies) vegans tend to be holier-than-thou bunch with a small minority of polite and tactful people. Vegans will often support terrorist groups such as PeTA and ALF/ELF and claim the end justifies the means. Nevermind PETA officers have been caught with lots of leather shoes and belts and PETA euthanizes thousands of animals a year. It's what "in" right now for idealistic college students who have life pretty good. Veganism is generally not what one would consider healthy or natural, nor is the current trend of high meat consumption, but you need meat and dairy in your diet. Veganism also opposes genetically engineered food, claiming it is unnatural to create food that is better suited to survive the harsh climate of drought and help ease world hunger. Idealism beats Realism, right?

Joe being a vegan, asked the waitor at a MEXICAN restraunt if they cooked their beans with pork. When he was given the obvious answer of "Si\!" he scoffed and tried to educate the ignorant brown man about veganism. The Mexican guy ignored the stupid gringo and rubbed his pubes on Joe's food for being an arsehole (real life experience).

52. (Vegan) (28↑, 60↓)
Will not eat meat or use any products from animals. Usually a college hippy or a pompous Hollywood celebrity. They love to point out their diet is so health even though they're 5'11" and weight 100lbs. They tend to get appalled or preachy if you so much mention that you eat meat.

Vegan - Oh, I'm so glad your not eating meat anymore (sees bag of grain) Huh?..that bag of grain is bait for deer as it's gun season tomorrow (pumps fist)

53. (Vegan) (146↑, 178↓)
One who insists that their diet is more ethical, despite the fact that millions of animals are killed every year in the adding of insecticide to and harvesting of their food.

Will someone shut this vegan up?

54. (VEGAN) (23↑, 56↓)
all vegans are freaks, they make us eat salad and shit like that just so they can keep a few animals, most people like to wave steak under their noses to keep them away

person1: ha another vegan wot a freak person2: ye lets go wave a steak under their noses\!\!\!

Author: DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) http://vegan.urbanup.com/4054487
55. (Vegan) (83↑, 117↓)
Person who doesn't eat anything that a [vegetarian] won't, and also doesn't drink animals' breast milk or eat the result of chickens' periods. They don't use any animal products at all, including leather, fur and musk.

Vegans and vegetarians are the best.

Author: Crazy-sheep-girl http://vegan.urbanup.com/1885331
56. (vegan) (65↑, 99↓)
A person who does not eat or wear any animal products including but not limited to meat, seafood, eggs, leather, wool, fur, dairy, and sometimes honey (although some vegans still eat honey) do to the horrible things humans do to these animals, most animals now are bred for there meat. While many people believe this to be an extreme and rather stupid diet, nutritionists say it's A-ok and some vegans get more protein then they really need. Nutrition tests show average vegans to have a 57% less chance of heat disease then a meat eater, while ovo-lacto vegetarians (a vegetarian that eats both eggs and dairy) only have 27% less chance. Vegans actually get more protein then they need, even the athletes, and it's possible to get too much protein.

Fat Bob: "All vegans are skinny little preps\!" DJ Sam: "What about that one guy from Good Charlotte? Vegan, medium sized, and piercings all over\!"

57. (Vegan) (90↑, 124↓)
Someone who refuses to either eat or wear anything derived from an animal. Not necessarily any less healthy than your typical omnivore—contrary to popular belief, you can get protein from some plants—but not necessarily any more so. Also not inherently self-righteous...but altogether too many of them are.

"You can preach veganism at me all you want...but I'm not giving up chicken strips, silk shirts, or leather boots. Get over it."

58. (vegan) (53↑, 88↓)
hippies, with enough free time to read the label on everything they eat.

vegan= "is there eggs in bread...?"

59. (Vegan) (47↑, 82↓)
A person that does not consume, use, or wear any animal by products for many reasons including: \veganhumans are the only animal that continue to drink milk after weaned of their mother's \vegangrowth hormones that are injected into cows and chickens are then consumed by humans \veganthey just don't like milk or meat \veganthey have allergies \veganthe idea of eating the result of a chickens period is not pleasant \veganthose appetizing limp greasy Whoppers don't appeal to them And more. People, who feel guilty for eating meat but are too weak to give it up, often refer to them as Nazi's. However, most vegans don't think down upon people that eat meat.

Omnivore: Do you like chocolate? Herbivore: No, I'm vegan. Omnivore: Oh, so you think I am a meat eating pig who enjoys animal cruelty, just a jerk who desrves to die because I won't chain myself to a tree to save a forest? Herbivore: That is just a common misconception. I don't think that way about anyone except for bush. Let's go to the movies. Omnivore: Sounds good\!

Author: epitome of innocence http://vegan.urbanup.com/2106784
60. (vegan) (180↑, 215↓)
a. Someone who anthropomorphizes animals and endows with with human rights. b. Someone who is self righteous c. Someone who looks terribly emmaciated, most likely because of malnutrition, but also because of stressing out about animals being eaten and from protesting against carnivorism. These protests are typically caused by the psychological need for attention and/or as a form of rebellion against society.

a. "That cow has the same rights as you or me...." b. "Um....did you know that the chicken in that sandwich you're eating was stuffed in a cramped cage and not allowed to move? You need to become vegan, or at least vegetarian" c. "PETA\!\!\!\!\! ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO\!....hang on I have to sit down for a second I think my leg snapped"

61. (Vegan) (104↑, 139↓)
Slang for something/someone that is really [foolish], or really [amazing]. A [Swank], or [Third Level].

Stop messing around, your such a Vegan\! That movie was Vegan awsome\!

62. (Vegan) (129↑, 164↓)
Someone who nibbles on vegitation for sustinance, relies on diet replacement pills and beans to make up for their protein and vitamin deficencies. also does not indulge in any form of lifestyle that has any effect on any living thing other than their own, and will crucify themselves to save bunnies but will cut in line to have an abortion.

"I am not a vegan. I will now eat some dead cow and LIKE it."

63. (VEGAN) (24↑, 60↓)
the epicenter of the internet. terrorists. rogues. rampant with heroin use, barfights, and bands so noisy only a mother could love them.

man i just shot dope and killed a man, i gotta tell VEGAN

64. (Vegan) (158↑, 194↓)
A person who avoids all meats and animal products, such as milk, eggs, or leather. Usually a total pussy, who is just trying to be part of some "cause" or lifestyle because they have nothing else better to do. A typical vegan is stupid and ugly, and sports a "Meat is Murder" shirt. Vegan diets ruin human fetuses, and vegan parents ruin human lives.

Real Life Example of Vegan: A vegan chick who works at Starbucks bought and ate plain bagels everyday. The dumbass didn't know that the bagels she was eating everyday contained eggs. She finally finds out and says "I DIDNT KNOW THEY USED EGGS TO MAKE BAGELS\!\!\!11" See? Typical vegan retard. Since vegans don't like animals being slaughtered for my burgers, we should start slaughtering vegans and making my burgers out of them.

Author: Anus Magillicutty http://vegan.urbanup.com/1588327
65. (vegan) (37↑, 74↓)
A vegan is a person who doesn't partake in any animal feasting or animal wearing, basically anything to do with harming animals. Which is totally stupid because as a meat eater my guilt and human self importance won't allow me to agree and allow them to win. So I will disagree with new information about how veganism is healthy and stick to \veganfacts\vegan about meat eating. The buddhists are stupid weak fools for not eating meat, shaolin monks got nothing but illusions and fake tricks, they've got no \veganreal\vegan strength cause they don't eat meat\! Never mind the fact that most abbatoir workers become vego after. And I have a highe chance of getting cancer as a meat eater.

John: I'm a vegan Daniel: You're an idiot trend follower. Its all a stupid hippie californian thing John: Damn hippie surfing california buddhist monks I'm not vegan anymore because killing for no reason and getting cancer from diseased animals from abbatoirs and farms of bad condition... rulezzzzz\! Daniel: True that

Author: maddiezzrooolzzz http://vegan.urbanup.com/2845312
66. (Vegan) (150↑, 188↓)
Someone who cares about the suffering of sentient creatures, and therefore does not consume eggs, milk, or meat, as well as abstaining from wearing animals or using products tested on them. Meat-eaters are harmful to the environment, not vegans. They are the main cause of world hunger by wasting land to feed overbred cows who will become tortured and killed. Meat is an inefficient resource, and also requires a lot of oil in production. Don't say veganism is bad for the environment. God warned against animal cruelty, and preched compassion. Many references made to meat were metaphoric or not referring to flesh. Most scholars believe Jesus didn't even eat fish, so don't use the pseudo-Christian argument either. Finally, b12 and protein can be obtained from plants. Beans, nuts, and seeds are rich in protein, and many other plant based foods contain it as well. Seaweed, yeast, and raw organic foods have b12, and it also can be grown as a bacteria. Debeaking, beating, tail-docking, ear-clipping, confinement, etc. aren't humane. There's no excuse for not being vegan. The arguments against veganism are very ignorant. The word vegan means compassion.

Woah, that person cares about the world, she must be a vegan.

67. (vegan) (36↑, 75↓)
A vegan is someone who does not consume or use anything that is derived from animal cruelty. Vegans pertain to this standard on various levels: Vegans never eat milk, eggs, meat, or gelatin (boiled animal bones), or products containing them. But some vegans consume honey, and some consume white sugar (which could be filtered through charcoal made from cows' bones). Vegans never wear leather, but I have known a few who wear wool that is certified to come from farms where the sheep are happy, healthy, hormone-free, humanely sheared, and not mulesed*. Vegans are not necessarily hippies, activists, pacifists, or crazies... but some of them definitely are, and they scare me. *Mulesing is the act of cutting flaps of skin off of a sheep's hindquarters to keep parasites away; it is often performed without anesthesia.

I was vegan (still had sugar and honey) for a time, but my family is full of cooks and bakers, so I eat dairy and eggs if it's a special occasion and the dish was made by a family member.

Author: The Indie Chick http://vegan.urbanup.com/2044603
68. (vegan) (102↑, 141↓)
Veganism is a militant form of vegetarianism. Vegan's are the people you'll see eating some of the most unhealthy junk at a health foods store. I've known vegeterians that grow their own vegetables. I've known those who eat meat tended to grow their own veggies also..Then again I live in pklahoma.... Anyway Veganism isn't an adequate diet, and actually many AMeican Physicians tell people to only goto Veganism if oyur planning on using supplements to get the other much needed nutrition in your diet..Depending on your lifestyle Veganism may be for you or may not be for you. NEver listen to Vegans themselves who think they know your lifestyle. If your job requires physical labour the yeah Veganism won't provide much.

I knew a vegan who didn't supplement his diet, and didn't change his dieting qwhen we were on a archealogical dig. He at soy bean on whole wheat, and that was alwork veganism isn't the choice of dieting.l he ate for the entire day.. The guy passsed out twice a day. For that type of

69. (Vegan) (144↑, 184↓)
A) Someone who eats nothing that has anything to do with animals. Nothing... at all. Nope, not even milk, soymilk, but not milk. They do not realize that plants are living things too, with children and parents, and brothers and sister. I actually just eat plastic, lets hope to god that it doesnt turn out to be alive. B) 2nd step to becoming a Nazi.

Billy is a vegan, he eats nothing except plants. Too bad, though. The little cabbage never saw it coming. *sniff* Damn plant eaters...

Author: Incinerator1990 http://vegan.urbanup.com/1934036
70. (vegan) (25↑, 66↓)
Polite company word to be inserted when the word "fuck" and its derivatives would be offensive.

Well, vegan you\! This looks like a cluster vegan. Use the right tool or it will get all veganed up. Hey, did you vegan my sister? Are we veganed or what\!

71. (vegan) (119↑, 161↓)
A strange being, composed entirely of vegetables and foliage, their diets consist of much the same. It thinks itself of a somewhat superior creature but in reality it is no more than a cabbage in desperation to consume meat. See also [Pendle]

Vegan: Im a vegan and im so cool\! Human: \<_\< No...you're just a brainless weirdo

72. (vegan) (97↑, 139↓)
Someone who doesn't eat anything that came from an animal. But then again, if that were their motto, they wouldn't be "allowed" to eat vegatables or fruits or pretty much anything else, either. Because those foods are grown in manuer, which, not to gross people out, is animal crap. And, FYI, animal crap comes from animals too. So vegans pretty much don't eat anything. Except water. Which isn't a food.

Ashley: Woah, Mary Kate, your so thin, what have you been eating? Mary Kate: Just water. Hilary Duff is on the same thing. Isn't my new 'vegan diet' just FAB?\! Ashley: Um, sure.. but I asked what you were eating. Mary Kate: Water...

Author: Oh em gee is that Rachel? again? http://vegan.urbanup.com/1575163
73. (Vegan) (138↑, 181↓)
A current cultural phenomenon. Being a vegan is popular trend among the youth of today. These teens and young adults claim to not eat or use any animal products. What most of these trend following kids fail to realize is that many things they don't even know about contain animal products. Many vegans like to hang out together and go get tattooed and pierced while listening to "hardcore" music and being "straight edge". Most tattoo inks contain animal by-products. Vegans will fade out as the next trend becomes popular. There will be a great surge in the tattoo removal business.

Everyone I know is a vegan, so I became one too\! Awwwwww, we saved those cute cows\! Ooooh, look at that leather jacket\!

74. (vegan) (233↑, 277↓)
Somebody who, despite living an affluent lifestyle of commercialism and consumption, thinks that they are making a positive impact on the planet as long as they eat lentils instead of cheese. Vegans are almost always teenage girls who think that the natural world consists of harmless pink flowers and rainbows and that there is no such thing as the food chain.

"The vegan felt better about herself because she drove her gas-guzzling pollutionmobile ten miles down the road and back, killing countless airborne insects along the way, just to top up on soy milk"

Author: rationalthinker http://vegan.urbanup.com/2112830
75. (vegan) (97↑, 142↓)
PRACTICING Human Herbivore ALL humans are herbivore by NATURE's design. Meat eating began in limited circumstances and was not a part of the 'hunter' tradition but rather was introduced by ancient temple priests to traumatize and condition children into becoming violence-enabled soldiers and police for the court. This type of conditioning is called 'trauma-based conditioning'. The very ancient and horrific circumstances that introduced meat-eating in ancient temple cultures around the world have been intentionally obscured by today's miltiaristic societies, including the secret police run states of Europe and the US. Biological proof of these facts are easy to find including the one that NO creature EVER violates its natural biological niche behaviors unless forced to do so. From "The Comparative Anatomy of Eating", by Milton R. Mills, MD Facial Muscles CARNIVORE: Reduced to allow wide mouth gape HERBIVORE: Well-developed OMNIVORE: Reduced HUMAN: Well-developed Jaw Type CARNIVORE: Angle not expanded HERBIVORE: Expanded angle OMNIVORE: Angle not expanded HUMAN: Expanded angle Jaw Joint Location CARNIVORE: On same plane as molar teeth HERBIVORE: Above the plane of the molars OMNIVORE: On same plane as molar teeth HUMAN: Above the plane of the molars Jaw Motion CARNIVORE: Shearing; minimal side-to-side motion HERBIVORE: No shear; good side-to-side, front-to-back OMNIVORE: Shearing; minimal side-to-side HUMAN: No shear; good side-to-side, front-to-back Major Jaw Muscles CARNIVORE: Temporalis HERBIVORE: Masseter and pterygoids OMNIVORE: Temporalis HUMAN: Masseter and pterygoids Mouth Opening vs. Head Size CARNIVORE: Large HERBIVORE: Small OMNIVORE: Large HUMAN: Small Teeth: Incisors CARNIVORE: Short and pointed HERBIVORE: Broad, flattened and spade shaped OMNIVORE: Short and pointed HUMAN: Broad, flattened and spade shaped Teeth: Canines CARNIVORE: Long, sharp and curved HERBIVORE: Dull and short or long (for defense), or none OMNIVORE: Long, sharp and curved HUMAN: Short and blunted Teeth: Molars CARNIVORE: Sharp, jagged and blade shaped HERBIVORE: Flattened with cusps vs complex surface OMNIVORE: Sharp blades and/or flattened HUMAN: Flattened with nodular cusps Chewing CARNIVORE: None; swallows food whole HERBIVORE: Extensive chewing necessary OMNIVORE: Swallows food whole and/or simple crushing HUMAN: Extensive chewing necessary Saliva CARNIVORE: No digestive enzymes HERBIVORE: Carbohydrate digesting enzymes OMNIVORE: No digestive enzymes HUMAN: Carbohydrate digesting enzymes Stomach Type CARNIVORE: Simple HERBIVORE: Simple or multiple chambers OMNIVORE: Simple HUMAN: Simple Stomach Acidity CARNIVORE: Less than or equal to pH 1 with food in stomach HERBIVORE: pH 4 to 5 with food in stomach OMNIVORE: Less than or equal to pH 1 with food in stomach HUMAN: pH 4 to 5 with food in stomach Stomach Capacity CARNIVORE: 60% to 70% of total volume of digestive tract HERBIVORE: Less than 30% of total volume of digestive tract OMNIVORE: 60% to 70% of total volume of digestive tract HUMAN: 21% to 27% of total volume of digestive tract Length of Small Intestine CARNIVORE: 3 to 6 times body length HERBIVORE: 10 to more than 12 times body length OMNIVORE: 4 to 6 times body length HUMAN: 10 to 11 times body length Colon CARNIVORE: Simple, short and smooth HERBIVORE: Long, complex; may be sacculated OMNIVORE: Simple, short and smooth HUMAN: Long, sacculated Liver CARNIVORE: Can detoxify vitamin A HERBIVORE: Cannot detoxify vitamin A OMNIVORE: Can detoxify vitamin A HUMAN: Cannot detoxify vitamin A Kidney CARNIVORE: Extremely concentrated urine HERBIVORE: Moderately concentrated urine OMNIVORE: Extremely concentrated urine HUMAN: Moderately concentrated urine Nails CARNIVORE: Sharp claws HERBIVORE: Flattened nails or blunt hooves OMNIVORE: Sharp claws HUMAN: Flattened nails

Vegan is a stupid cultural term. Dietary behaviors must respect natural requirements. Humans are herbivores naturally and only culturally scripted to commit murder of animals. This is not a 'cultural' or 'lifestyle' issue. We don't need more 'vegans' we need more people to stop sucking on the corporate disinformation machine and awaken to their own design imperatives as scripted by nature. And then to live accordingly as human herbivores. This is an ecological issue and it is at the crux of every stupidty underlying and driving our arrogant, elitist, ignorant and war-mongoring society. If you are not living as a human herbivore, you are an ecological moron.

76. (Vegan) (100↑, 148↓)
A human being who does not believe in the destruction of other animals because we humans can survive off of plants unlike many animals especially aquatic animals who can not survive off of plants.Most people have an unrealistic perception of us vegans.

Vegans are more earthly than over 70% of the human population.

Author: black_widow_spyder http://vegan.urbanup.com/724007
77. (vegan) (119↑, 168↓)
Most of the time a [hypocrite] that thinks they are better than everyone else because of the fact that they are vegan.

I don't eat meat or any animal product, but I'll wear clothes from the gap because I don't care about human rights at all. really I am just being a vegan for the whole scene it represents, not really because I care about animals.

78. (vegan) (122↑, 172↓)
A person who can't stand the fact that people eat meat(ignoring the fact that we've been eating meat since the begining of time\!)these people are usualy self rightouse [son's] of [bitche's], who will refuse too eat,wear,use any animal products. They eat lots of [grain], and in order to get this grain they must [plow] it, and in the process of plowing they kill hundreds of feild [mice], [rabbits], and other poor [defenceless] creatures all for grain, but when a [cow] is killed GOD help us all\! A cow has been killed for the sake of feeding family's\!\!(oh snap\! the agony\!) Yep a quick painless death, and then they eat the meat too(the non vegans that is)...how dreadfull. But dont worry about the feild mice, Getiing [plow'ed] is a fun death.

vegan-"I'm a vegan, I dont eat meat" person-"I havn't had a bannana in a month...."

79. (Vegan) (123↑, 174↓)
One who, due to a total lack of knowledge eats only plants.

Those who choose to ignore the fact that Humans are Omnivorous, have teeth specialized for ripping meat, are likely candidates for Veganhood. It also helps if you are a total pussy.

Author: master of all things good and meaty http://vegan.urbanup.com/1564757
80. (Vegan) (82↑, 133↓)
Vegetarians that not only choose to avoid ALL animal products, but also impose their beliefs on those of others. Also, grain used in feeding cattle is not suitable for human consumption.

This vegan bitch told me to put down my hot dog, so i rammed it into her temple and gave her a [strawberry milkshake].

81. (Vegan) (120↑, 172↓)
A person that does not realize that there are more small animals brutally killed per year by the machinery used to harvest grain than all of the cows and pigs that are slaughtered for our consumption. A person that choses to eat vegetables because they're easier to catch. A person that does not realize that plants are arguably just as alive as animals. They grow, they reproduce, and they respond to external stimuli, just like an animal. As a result, vegans promote the "ethical" slaughtering of millions of plants.

I'm a vegan and I don't want to think about all of the animals that are being killed for me to eat and have clothes. I also don't consider the rights of things that aren't cute and cuddly, like plants.

Author: Robert Aborted http://vegan.urbanup.com/1348107
82. (vegan) (104↑, 156↓)
1. Someone who does not eat meat, milk, eggs, or any other product that comes from animals (even honey). 2. Murderer of innocent vegetables. 3. Thinks a meatless diet stops animal suffering when it actually adds to it, since raising and harvesting vegetables mean that animals lose their habit, as well as: • Being killed by pesticides • Mangled by machinery • Trampled beneath the tractors • Shot dead by farmers protecting the crops from pests • Being torn apart by the farmer's dogs who guard the crops. 4. Some vegans live and let live, accepting and allowing others to eat meat and milk without hassling them. But some push their views onto others, becoming violent if people do not agree with them (Veganazi).

Hey, vegans\! Don't worry about all the rabbits who were killed so that Cris P. Carrot enters your stomach and not theirs\! I mean, isn't it better that after they were alive to experience the incredible pain of being mutilated? It's oh so much better than being killed instantly and almost painlessly by a hunter or slaughter equipment, isn't it?

83. (Vegan) (44↑, 96↓)
One who tries not to eat ANY animal products, not even milk or cheese.

I've never seen a vegan around.

84. (Vegan) (121↑, 175↓)
One who clings to an absurd, phoney "ethic" that is wholly unsupported. "Vegans" are, almost without exception, juvenile, whiny, soppy, clueless urbanites. They ALWAYS start by claiming to live a "cruelty-free" lifestyle, until the horrible flaw in their own claim is pointed out to them; namely, that tens of thousands of animals are killed in producing the supermarket veggies they happily shovel into their big, fat, gaping pie-holes. "Vegans" then ALWAYS retreat to claiming they somehow cause "less harm" than non-vegans. This is also unsupportable; someone who buys a half of a grass-fed beef (many, many meals for one death) is certainly causing "less harm" than a whiny, drippy "vegan" shoveling supermarket rice into their cake-hole (many deaths for one meal.) "Veganism" is sanctimonious self-righteousness parading as an "ethic;" the "ethical" claims of "vegans" are recognized as false by anyone with more than three active brain cells. "Vegans" follow no moral principle; only a cheap, easy, and stupid rule: "Don't put animal parts in your mouth." The animals killed by "vegans" matter to them not at all - NOT AT ALL - as long as they don't have to see the carcasses.

Ingrid Newkirk, famous moron and supporter of terrorists.

85. (vegan) (65↑, 122↓)
an ethically and philosophically superior being who eschews the consumption of all animal products including meat, fish, eggs, milk, cheese, butter, leather. this includes chicken you lame ass pesudo vegetarians\!

i m vegan and and you should be too.

86. (Vegan) (91↑, 148↓)
a person who cannot accept the cruel, natural order of life on this planet. from this standpoint, they tend to abstain from all things regarded as coming from an animal, which foolishly denies them all foods which are tasty. as a result, the rest of us get to eat more chocolate, cheese, butter and meat. delicious meat. the fact that these products create a pleasurable taste/smell is because the brain approves of the nuitritional content, but through the tragic infliction of the brain rotting disease; veganism. the subjects maintain that the moderate eating omnivore is risking their own long term health by consuming them. invariably they look on meat eaters/leather wearers as some kind of evil, set on the idea of inflicting pain on animals because we're lazy. the sad irony of the preaching vegan is that they dont tend to realise that the only torturous behaviour is theirs. tell it to the lions, because im not listening any more.

vegan of the 16th century: because of my diet of nuts and grass saplings i will live a long, healthy and morally superior life... (that winter the poor fool died of cold explosure because they refused to use leather)

87. (vegan) (58↑, 119↓)
vegan: a perosn who chooses to live life differntly and is constantly harrased by meat eaters ... who B***h and complain about vegans being nazis. VEgans are SOMIN'N HOT you can only achieve the greatest point of hotness if u where vegan \! TAKE THAT U UN-HOT MEAT EATERS \!\!

vegan people have reached the ultimate stage of humanity and hotness.

Author: Raynasoycandy http://vegan.urbanup.com/1711330
88. (VEGAN) (129↑, 191↓)
A person who dosen't consume animal products. They are unamerican, probably communist, and in the case of the male vegan most likely a homosexual.

That vegan guy goes to the gay bath house too much.

89. (Vegan) (84↑, 146↓)
Just two steps above Anorexia. Omnivore Vegetarian Vegan \<-- There it is\! Shadow Vegan Anorexic Doesn't get much worse...

"Ya crazy vegan\!" "At least I'm not anorexic" "pretty dang close\!"

Author: The squished tomato http://vegan.urbanup.com/1081655
90. (Vegan) (85↑, 149↓)
Someone who has the option to be nutritiously fed by non meat, non dairy etc products (due to the large options of various vegetables avaliable in supermarket), but now feels somehow righteous in proclaiming that this is a more humane option that eating meat due to a prevaling ignorance of human evolutionary history. For our ancestors, eating meat was not so much as a choice as a necessity - hence large amounts of energy spent on 'hunting' rather that the hardly sustainable 'gathering' of amounts of semi-nutritious vegetables etc of many pre-agricultural societies. It was almost impossible to eat enough veggies to survive. Extended hunting was not wasted energy, and undoubtably because of this, your ancestors were not vegan, as they would not survive long on the limited benefits of this diet (i.e. not long enough to reproduce...). Thus, vegans should never criticise their meat eating relatives, as, without these people, the 'option' of veganism would not exist, as no human would be around to have this choice. Of course you can still be vegan, but this is because of a history of eating meat and not as a workable substitute to it.

Vegan: The exploitation of animals for food is anachronistic, and veganism is clearly healthier, kinder, a better way of life etc. More 'objective' thinker: Yeah, you can be vegan - but get some historical perspective\! Veganism is only really a choice in contemporary societies. Ok i'm conscious and can reflect upon my decisions, but more so i am an animal, and don't just eat meant for irrational reasons - it offers long term benefits\! Like still being around today...

91. (vegan) (75↑, 140↓)
i am a vegan. and i am cool. be like me.

my name is jen. i am pretty. because i am a vegan.

92. (Vegan) (58↑, 126↓)
fat as holes who flaunt their veggie killing tenden-cs

whoever doesnt like meat like a vegan...duh\!

Author: screwuveggeeaters http://vegan.urbanup.com/1536652
93. (vegan) (75↑, 147↓)
basically, an insane vegetarian

Coach Bittner told Jared that vegans were not insane vegetarians, but he was wrong. Jared is always right\!\!

94. (Vegan) (78↑, 155↓)
An individual who doesn't consume animal products. Sometimes their motives are pure, but for the most part they live this lifestyle to try to be morally superior to others. They can try, anyway.

The Vegans are coming\! The vegans are coming\! Here's one with a leather coat and shoes...

95. (vegan) (58↑, 138↓)
a person ethically and philosophically superior to non vegans that never consumes products derived from or tested on animals

vagan: what did you have for lunch to day chubby? non vegan slob: oh just a double cheese burger and fries dripping with animal fat vegan: why dont you just load up all that fat in a syringe and inject it directly to your heart you fuckin tub of lard\!

96. (Vegan) (119↑, 202↓)
Known to many as a modern day [Nazi], the VEGAN is someone who refuses to eat meat, eggs, dairy products, or any other food that is made from that of animal products. People who are mostly vegans include [soccer mom]s, girls with [eating disorder]s, [preps]/[preppies], members of the imfamous terrorist organization known as [PETA], people who are obsessed with perserving the [enviorment], and morons with more [moral]s than brains. Vegans suffer from lack of protein, which causes diseases such as [anemia], an unhealthy look, and a snobbish attitute to those who do not share the vegan's point of views.

Because she was a vegan, Madison became known to her classmates as "skeletor girl" because she looked like a skeleton, due to her lack of protein. Madison also was obsessed with [animal rights] and had begun insulting people at her school who wore leather and ate meat. Needless to say, she was her school's most hated student.

97. (vegan) (92↑, 179↓)
Typically identifiable by their pale, pasty skin, puny limbs and general appearance of malnourishment. These are symptoms of their unbalanced diet; vegans do not eat any animal product despite it being well-known that the human is an omnivorous species. Vegans would be tolerable were it not for their dogged insistence on forcing their misguided beliefs upon the rest of the human race. The breed can often be found protesting against various parts of the meat, fast-food and dairy industries. Although they don't seem to concerned about animals consuming other animals... With luck, natural selection will play its part and veganism will disappear within a century or two.

I fancy a burger but there's a bunch of f***ing VEGANS protesting outside Mc Donald's. Someone hand me my rifle...

98. (vegan) (78↑, 186↓)
A vegan is a pot smoking liberal, living in a drug induced fantacy world where eating meat is wrong. To hell with the fact that meat has been eaten since the dawn of time by carnivores of all types. These people are dangerous, and must committed to a mental institution before they ruin the country.

Look, that lion just ate that vegan...how ironic is that?

Author: everynameitryistaken http://vegan.urbanup.com/1720894
99. (Vegan) (110↑, 225↓)
One who has no grasp on the ecological concept of the food chain; A person who doen't understand that if humans were not the dominant species on the planet, animals would be eating us; Someone who has no respect for the eating traditions and culture of others

When I saw those Vegans protesting at the World Cup in Korea, apparently because they eat dog meat in that country, it made me want to kick every Vegan in the teeth. By locking themselves in cages, they not only looked ridiculous, but they also happen to be oblivious to the fact that Koreans have been eating dog meat for over 2,000 years. Comment submitted with request to Delete: "Humans believing they are the dominant species on the planet is just plain arrogance. "Kevin" apparently doesn't realize that every animal raised for consumption doesn't die willingly, each and every one of them are murdered in cruel & extremely painful ways. He should also know that humans have a fruit & grass eaters characteristic body type and weren't designed to handle meat very well, ex: meat-related cancer humans develop & the negative effects of cholesterol on the human body. "One who has no grasp on the ecological concept of a food chain..." The whole ecological concept must have something to do with this world's hunger problem: "80-90% of all grain grown in America is used to feed meat animals. A Harvard nutritionist, Jean Mayer, estimates that reducing meat production by just 10% would release enough grain to feed 60 million people." (What's Wrong With Eating Meat? V. Parham, PCAP Publications Cornona, NY) Vegans are caring individuals who have made countless sacrifices to help end the pain, exploitation, & murdering of animals on this planet, and have to "face the facts" to fully understand how humans and animals naturally exist together & the negative effects on humans & the planet when they don't. This "definition" is extremely offensive, hateful, & drastically inaccurate, & I request a deletion as soon as possible. Thank you."

100. (vegan) (94↑, 215↓)
aka nazis, this self-rightious group of people think of themselves suprior to those who do what they're supposed to; eat meat. Vegan, synonym for [asshole]

"the malnurished vegan almost shit a lung when he saw me eating a freshly slaughtered Koala Bear."

101. (Vegan) (87↑, 213↓)
Obviously a [cult] member.

There is nothing natural about being a vegan, because humans are not meant to take a whole bunch of "supplement" pills with their diet, or carefully choose which types of plants match half of one's nutritional requirements.

102. (Vegan) (156↑, 285↓)
If everyone was a vegan, humans wouldn't be here today. Meat is healthy for you, we're part of the food chain too, get over it.

Some morons these days...

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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